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Well...I spent my childhood in Africa, my teenage years in the UK and my working life in the Balkans, Afghanistan and various other charming places around the world.

I have a couple of degrees that are pretty much irrelevant to who I am, what I have become and how I got here.

I have two lovely children who live with their mother.

My girlfriend is called Svetochka, lives in Dnepropetrovsk and wishes to beat me.


Many things have changed in the past year. What has not changed is my disbelief in the whole concept of ballet and my revuslion when confronted with egg whites.